Alice in WonderlandĪ monologue from the screenplay based on the children’s books by Lewis Carroll It’s just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job… when no one else seems to like you for doing it. Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I’m very lucky. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, how sad. To that, I say, ha! And no, there aren’t. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. My passion level’s very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie.Īnyhoo, what else, uh… I’m a wrecker. Uh, let’s see… I’m nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds, got a bit of a temper on me.
It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.Ī monologue from the screenplay by Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives… I’ll smash it with a hammer!
I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea… and then I’ll put that flea in a box and then I’ll put that box inside of another box. With him out of the way and no heir to the throne… I’ll take over and rule the empire. Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? Does he… have any idea of who he’s dealing with? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him. English Listen and Practice - A MOVIE MARATHON
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